Sunday, April 17, 2011

How to Dismantle an Upright Grand Piano

For years, Chuck has been talking about wanting to reclaim some space in our basement occupied by an upright grand piano.  This was a piano we got for free from a friend when we lived in our Dearborn house.  We moved it from Dearborn to our current house in 1986.  The movers put it into our basement. 

The problem is that it became untunable.  We had a piano tuner come and try and he said it could no longer be tuned.  So, in recent years, we weren't using it as a piano.  It, was, however, a nice shelving unit.



Because it couldn't be tuned, we couldn't (in good conscience) donate it anywhere.  And it's so HEAVY and bulky.  It wasn't something that could be moved out of the basement by a few guys we bribed with beer on a weekend to help us.  Hence, the reason it became a shelving unit.

But, now Chuck is thinking more and more about how to get ready for his fun retirement projects.  He decided it was time to tackle the piano to obtain some more space.  On a lark, he checked the internet to see if he might find a few hints about how to take it apart.  Google returned 34,000 results.  I guess a few others have had this same problem!! 

So, yesterday, he and Jim W., armed with their internet instructions, proceeded to take it apart.  The plan was to break it into small enough pieces that we can put it out with our other trash.  Here's how it went.


The beginning

Top removed

Keys removed
Starting to accumulate the
 pieces as they're removed


Starting to cut the strings
 
As they're cut, Chuck holds a towel
 over the strings as they snap

See that end piece?
About to be whacked off


Whack, whack, whack

Removing the hammers


Some of the strings cut,
keys and hammers removed

More wood taken off

The pile of stuff is growing

Side view

The rest of the
strings being cut
In the end, they were left with an extremely heavy harp made of iron. 

 
How the hell do we get
 this piece of iron off the
 back wooden piece?
 Turns out, we don't.

Even after it was totally dismantled, there was still no way that heaviest piece of iron could be brought up the stairs. And, even if they did, what would we do with it? We couldn't just "put it on the curb" and hope the trash service would take it. And I didn't think it would make very good "garden art." So, we have made the decision that it will stay next to our furnace in the basement. It was all they could do to move it to that spot.


This is its new permanent home,
 in the furnace room

The final pile of junk that
 will go out on the curb

The reclaimed space!

Someday, whoever buys our house gets a heavy piece of iron too!  It is NEVER going anywhere else as long as Chuck and I are around.

2 comments:

unmitigated me said...

Oh, heavens, no! Call some scrap metal dealers, tell them you have a couple hundred pounds of iron to be reclaimed, as long as they can get it out of your basement.

P.S. Chico's assistant needs to go on a diet. And so do I!

Cathy said...

cool!! i liked seeing the insides of the piano!!